I’m back~!
I think my shoulder and elbow might just come off soon. Especially after carrying lots of heavy items to and fro from the car. Me need massage! On second thought, sight and thought of owning own camera is good. Heh.
Anyways, lets start my very funny weekend with my very hilarious paternal family. WHY funny? You’ll understand later.
These were what I brought along. Yes, you’re blinding your eyes with my newly-bought red file. Yes, you’re seeing my polar bear. I thought, if I want to wash it, might as well get it effing dirty now. (:
Yes I wore red. I swear I was being a red freak because I wore red blouse, brought red file and had a red phone strap. Red rules! I swear I looked like a green freak when I have my foolscap out to revise, carrying my green army sling bag (credits brother) and of course, my green milo-branded water bottle. I also brought my Adidas perfume which was green. OMG.
Reached the 2 pits at East Coast, reserved my study-place with my bag and file (not tissue packet please, so common, I’m unique), and went to settle all the food and carrying of heavily bulky things from the car. And please, I thought the carpark would be near the 2 pits but no, it was quite far. Screw the carpark! Toilet was far too. Had to practically rode a bike there. But woops, I can’t cycle (and am proud of it) so I had to walk all the way there. No, don’t screw the dirty toilet, screw Iffah for drinking so much and wanted to go to the loo almost every 10 minutes (lies).
Walked down to sea-side with Iffah.
And she got excited over the mimosa plant instead of the beach.
And then, I got excited by the power of the word ‘Examinations’ or should I say ‘O LEVELs,’ I started my revision on Maths. I was able to complete partial fraction worksheet by an hour. AMAZING. Kak Mai said “Exemplary student.”
Thanks. I know I am. (:
And the rest of the family starts to stroll in after Cik Amat came with the lorry filled with lots of things.
Cousins started barbequing all the chickens and beefs. I was sitting at the pit bench and my papers got all the charcoal dusts. LOLs.
From the barbequing, I learnt that some aunts has never gone for BBQ before thus resulting them in making funny suggestions, some cousins are lost in instructions. Manan created a suppose shelter. But it was only tied on one side. Funny.
Credits for the BBQ-ed food (chicken, beef, sausages, corn etc) to Kak Shidah, Kak Mai, Mainan, Kak Yam and Kak Yaya. Abg Hasrun, Abg Razmi and Abg Azri for lighting up the grilling area. In fact lots of people were trying to light it up. Hilarious people.
Iffah went down to the sea. She didn’t turn black but instead, red. HAHA.
Before:
After:
Let me ask you now. Have you ever seen 2 Fatimah Rockers eating ice?
*Laughs out loud!*
*GASO* (inside joke)
Okeh as I was saying. Night time was awesome. My family brought no tent, so we slept at the shelter.
This was my companion for the night. Pillows credits to Cik Mal else I would have gave up on Chemistry. Kak S was also my company for the night, in fact the whole day. My inbox is like, filled with her name and nonsensical SMS-es! Tsktsk.
Finally fell asleep at about 2.45 am. Only to be woken up by an uncle at 3am to ask me to bring Iffah to the tent. He came again at 3.15am. I was surprise I could fall asleep, so I couldn’t be bothered in getting cranky for being woken up. *coughs*
At around 4 or 5am, same uncle came out and brought his child and wife to the shelter because it started to rain and his tent started to flood. Then Cik Mal called through Dad’s phone, asking for plastic. Soon after, Mak Ton, Kak Mai, Kak Yaya, Haikal, Haizal and Manan came out and sat at the shelter with us, with the same tent problem (LOL). And then suddenly, Cik Eda, Abg Azri and Wak Dol came out and every one was at the shelter. It was hilarious because they were asking us to join them at the tent but everyone ended up at the shelter with us. HAHA.
“Macam orang pelarian!” – Aunts.
(Like illegal immigrants)
Lucky for us, Haizal and Manan already covered all the stuff we have at the pits with plastics. (:
To make the very long and hilarious stories short:
1. It rained heavily twice, without notice.
2. The tent dried up, Abg Azri was folding half way, and it started to rain.
3. We got stranded at the shelter all the way till around 11 or so.
4. Mak Ton was making fun of people who were running. HAHA.
“Number 1, 2, 3! Okeh go go! From Japan, China! Go Go!”
“Left right, left right. Kanan kiri kiri kanan, jangan masok longkang!”
(Right left left right, don’t fall in to the drain).
5. Mummy and Cik Mail came with SYAFIQ! Mummy was laughing at us cause we got stranded in the heavy rain for 3 times.
6. Abg Azri cooked fried rice, maggi, boiled sausages for us. Kak Mai and Manan prepared tuna and egg with mayo. All that just for brunch.
7. We left home ASAP because everyone didn’t want to get stranded for the 4th.
8. I thought I could sense my elbow bones slipping away from position because I carried oh-am-eff-gee heavy things. And not to forget walk from shelter to carpark. So far (actually quite near if you get use to it.)
9. GOT HOME!
That is all for the weekend. Next event would be to celebrate Iffah’s 5th birthday. Old.
I need earplugs for next week, it’s going to be so super kecoh. So that’s the reason why I’m like what I am.
*Innocent face*
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21 days to Malay Os. The number keeps decreasing and it drives me crazy.
Daddeh said I’m sweetest. HAHAHA. Okeh that is a lie.
What else? Oh yes, I slept for approximately 3 hours after washing up! It was a damn good sleep and now I’m not sleepy. Just freaking tired from all the walks. Definitely very bloated from all the food that cousins cooked! Hehe.
And now, off to watch a little teevee programs and sleep! Tomorrow no school!
Sweet Love
Toodles.
